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Theme Hospital — play in your browser

It starts right on this page: no download, no installer, no account. The first launch pulls 12.3 MB, after that the game sits in your browser cache.

12.3 MB will load on the first launch

The game runs in your browser through a DOS emulator. Nothing is installed, progress lives while the tab is open.

Everything runs in your browser. What you type is never sent to our server.

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About the game

Run a hospital: build rooms, hire doctors, set prices and treat invented illnesses like Bloaty Head. The joke is the tone — the management underneath is serious and gets hard fast.

Bullfrog, 1997. The demo the publisher released, with the first hospital playable in full.

Controls

  • Mouse — everything
  • Right click — cancel
  • Esc — menu
  • Space — pause

The version in short

  • Year: 1997
  • Genre: City builder
  • Size: 12.3 MB, loaded once
  • Controls: mouse, or your finger on a phone

How this runs

The game runs through a DOS emulator inside your browser: the emulator, the files and your saves all stay on your device and nothing reaches our server. The emulator, the licensing and what to do about a black screen are explained on the retro games section page.

FAQ

Is this the actual 1997 release?

Yes, these are the original Theme Hospital files, not a remake or a port. The emulator runs them the way they ran on a machine of that time.

How big is it and what loads?

The game archive is 12.3 MB plus about two megabytes of emulator. It loads once — after that the browser keeps the files cached and the next launch is instant. On mobile data, do the first launch on Wi-Fi.

Can I play on a phone?

Yes. The game uses a mouse, so on a phone your finger is the cursor: drag to move it, tap to click.

Are my saves kept?

They are, but only in this browser on this device — they are written inside the emulator. A different browser or a cleared cache means starting over.

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